CONESTOGA

Bismarck, North Dakota

is a straight shot down the road.

It's where I gotta go ta

though I've got a heavy load.

I feel like I've been sailin'

against the wind all day

Eight miles to the gallon --

Please tell the EPA.

My Jeep and travel trailer

are like a jib and main.

Though I'm a real good sailer

I can"t stay in my lane.

If I had a prairie schooner,

a conestoga wagon,

I would get to Bismarck sooner

even with an anchor draggin'.