Life's a beach. Ain't it?

Life's a beach. Ain't it?

Adapted from a photo by Melissa Maynard Leger.

Dreams of a Lovestruck Biologist

https://soundcloud.com/drspeedbump/lovestruck-biologist

Years before John Denver wrote Annie's Song, I wrote a Biologist's Valentine Sonnet for my fiance'. She married me anyway ... and we spent a lifetime together. (There's a special place in heaven for that woman.) John Denver wasn't so fortunate -- Annie left him. Apparently, I'm a better lyricist than John. I recently set the poem to music and cleaned up the lyrics, a little. It's rated PG. I hope you like it. If you let Soundcloud continue, you'll hear some of my serious compositions:There Will Always Be Dragons to Slay (A Father's Lullaby); Ave Maria; and A Prayer for Guidance.

Vitruvian Man

Let's face it, nobody's perfect.

so, in response to Vitruvian Man by Leonardo DaVinci ...

...The Attention Deficit Compan humbly presents:  

Vitruvian Man With a Limp by Leonardo DaVinny