DAY 7 -- FARGO

I did in fact make it to Fargo Sunday night -- but on the seemingly endless drive on Interstate 94 through Minnesota, I composed this silly little ditty in the style of Ogden Nash, Dr Seuss or Shel Silverstein.

FARGO

by Dr Speedbump

I want to go to Fargo

But how was I to know

It was too far to go to Fargo?

Far to far to go.

If go to Fargo

I cannot go today.

And I can't go tomorrow

Unless it's on the way.

I  had the time to go to Fargo

If I went yesterday

But now I don't know how to go

on a day that's gone away.

I could watch the movie, though

It wouldn't be the same.

So I may never go to Fargo

unless they change the name.

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