Wednesday, September 9, 2020
VITRUVIAN MAN WITH A LIMP
Tuesday, September 8, 2020
THE PROMISE OF A NEW DAY
Tuesday, September 1, 2020
SHE IS WITH ME ON THIS JOURNEY
Pics from my wedding album -- 50 years ago. Note the cane. I'm actually grimacing in pain during the dance. It wasn't fair to Debbi -- she could have been a ballerina. It's been 7 years since she waltzed into a higher dimension. JUST BECAUSE THEY'VE LEFT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE GONE. She is with me on this Journey. It was her birthday when I went to Hanger Clinic in Syracuse for my initial evaluation for the new prosthesis. Assuming a successful fundraiser, I'll probably be arriving in Gig Harbor, WA, on October 10, our 50th wedding anniversary.
I know there are at least a few people who don't really like me, either because I'm a smarty-pants (guilty, as charged) or for some other reason that may or may not be valid. Everyone loved Debbi. So if you're one of them and you have refrained from making a donation to the fundraiser, please do it for Debbi, not for me. After all these years by my side, she is surely tired of hearing me bitch and moan. Thank you!
LIVING THE DREAM
After my wife passed away, I sold the big house, paid off all my debts and bought a cabin in the woods -- 7 acres on a private lake. The Amish are marvelous carpenters, but they don't do plumbing or electricity. Either did I, but I couldn't afford contractors, so I learned.
I learned that LIFE OFF-THE-GRID (especially on a hill) is a lot of work: firewood, propane, whatever. It's a problem just getting the groceries from the car into the cabin. Hoisting a 300-lb Amish chimney into place is a challenge. The cost of perseverance is pain, lots and lots of pain...but I manage to get by on Social Security. I retired at 48 for health reasons, so there are no retirement savings.
Monday, August 31, 2020
WHO AM I?
The following is a little biographical information, much of which was compiled by Shelly DeGolyer from my Facebook page.
This is how I described myself on Etsy, some time ago. It's fairly comprehensive.
ABOUT ME![]()
Folks think I don’t do much 'cause I’m retired.
Well, why am I never, ever bored? Maybe it’s
because I’m a widower, father and a cat valet;
tenor, cantor, chorister, a harmonica player;
composer; photographer and philosopher;
book-seller & antiques dealer; dreamer;
kayaker, canoeist and bicyclist; once a
Ph.D. biologist, still a naturalist, but
now more often a lyricist, satirist
or humorist; Transcendentalist
and a Catholic Buddhist (vice-
versa, I suppose); now semi-
professional artist; rather
prolific writer of poetry
and a little less prose.
My occupation, in a
word, is ‘Pilgrim’,
certainly not a
‘retiree’ who
has little or
nothing to
do. Nope.
Bored?
Never,
ever.
Not
me
!
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SCUBA is easy
WALKING is difficult
RUNNING is impossible
Let's make the impossible possible...
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SCOOTING in style
It's great in airports
but it's suicidal on stairs
The local supermarket said I couldn't ride it in the store.
So I wrote a letter that began with "In accordance with the AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT..."
Now I hang a shopping basket on the handlebars.
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I do clean up good.
for the Syracuse Oratorio Society
at a Symphoria concert
A LITTLE BACKGROUND
WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
Assuming the fundraising effort organized on my behalf by Shelly DeGolyer (a daughter I never had) is successful, I'll be going to Hanger Clinic in Gig Harbor, Washington, in October. There, I'll be fitted with a high-tech orthotic/prosthetic hybrid for my lower right leg. Hopefully, it will enable me to walk unassisted, maybe even run again. Please see the GoFundMe Campaign (link above) for a full explanation and an amazing video of what other candidates have been able to do.
MY SCHEDULE
I'm leaving my cabin on Autumn Lake in Northern New York in late September, with my one remaining cat (Corina), and pulling my new travel trailer with my old Jeep Grand Cherokee. You'll be able to follow my progress on this blog. I'll be at Gig Harbor October 12-14 for the fitting -- and again October 21-27 for the rigorous training program. Remember, this device was developed by the US Army for wounded soldiers, some of whom wanted to return to active duty. Me, too...but not in the Army.
I can't go home until May 1. We get up to 300 inches of snow here, east of Lake Ontario. My driveway is 0.25 mile long, up-hill and north-facing. The snow lingers. In the past, I've gotten stuck for days in my driveway in mid-April. So you are invited to tour the country with me. I visit a lot of National Parks and do a lot of kayaking and bicycling. This year, I might be able to go on hikes, too! Imagine that.
Sunday, February 5, 2017
A Wall for Fiscal-Conservatives
RUN VINNY RUN STOPS HERE!
SO YOU CAN STOP SCROLLING.
YOU ARE WELCOME TO PERUSE MY OLD BLOG POSTS,
BUT YOU PROBABLY HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.
DON'T YOU!
GO HUG SOMEONE.
WALK THE DOG.
WALK THE CATS. (Good luck! Let me know how it goes.)
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I have a some alternatives for fiscally conservative Republicans to consider rather than spending $15 billion to build a wall along the Mexican border. I have saved the best for last.
(1) Why not plant a cactus fence along the border, like in the picture below?
(2) Construction workers in Mexico learn about a $1.40 an hour, compared to $32 per hour for union construction workers in the US. Assuming that half of the total cost is materials, virtually all of the labor cost could be eliminated by hiring Mexican workers to build the wall.
(3)You can save even more by building the wall near the border between Mexico and Guatemala -- where it's only about 150 miles from sea to sea. Mexico might even be willing to pay for that alternative to keep the Guatemalans out.
(6) Lay off all the Border Control Agents and put a $1,000/head bounty on the illegal immigrants. Then let the vigilantes solve the problem. This would reduce the annual cost to $7,200,000. The program could be terminated when tRump leaves office.(4) Better yet ... an estimated 720,000 illegal immigrants enter the US annually across the Mexican border -- and about half of them get caught. These 360,000 could be detained in labor camps and paid 10¢/hour to construct the wall.
(5) Even better still, let's pay them to not build the wall, but we'll tell tRump that they are working hard.
(7) My personal favorite is to build a 3-inch high wall out of Legos in the eastbound breakdown lanes of Interstate Highways I-8 and I-10, as a diversion, and scatter loose Legos along it -- with signs in Spanish saying "Please remove shoes before entering the USA".
Saturday, September 10, 2016
On Forgetfulness
where I put my car keys, or my dead cell phone,
when I came home from wherever it was that I went yesterday ...
Please ask me if I can remember
the very first time our baby grabbed my finger,
or called for me in the middle of the night,
or how I felt when the school bus pulled away
that September day, so many years ago.
Friday, August 12, 2016
CHORAL OLYMPICS: a lofty idea
Conductor Events:
Fermata, Caesura, Allargando, Vivace, Largo, Evil-Eye, Photocopying, Impossible Phrasing Instructions, Mis-Cueing, Self-Contradiction ...
Chorister Events: Dragging, Unintelligible Diction, Ad-lib Breathing, Heroism, Looking-Up Once in a While, Flipping Pages, Crystal-Shattering (Soprano), Window-Rattling {Bass), Wisecracking (Alto), Award Ceremony Just for Showing Up (Tenor)
Tuesday, July 12, 2016
A Proposal to Make America Safe
Dallas
Monday, July 11, 2016
DaeAnna's Blessing
May you find security when you're caught out in the cold.
May you find serenity when chaos has control.
Until you learn you're not alone, without having to be told,
May you hear a small voice say, "It's OK".
" It's OK, I'm right here with you."
Everywhere you go.
Reuter's photo of Dae'Anna, "the bravest little girl in the world", aka, " the small voice from the back seat".
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
The Unbeatable Foe
but sometimes they're no use.
You cannot win a war with words
when your enemy's obtuse.
The Tao of Pain
Friday, April 8, 2016
An 8-Step Solution to the Syrian Refugee Crisis ... and more
2. Replace it with a refugee camp (the entire base is 46 square miles) named in honor of President Obama.
3. Open a casino (for training purposes).
4. Train the refugees for jobs in restaurants, hotels and casini ... perhaps through UNLV Cooperative Extension.
(There are many restaurants already on the base, including: McDonalds, Pizza Hut. Baskin-Robbins, etc.)
5. Pay them $15 per hour, but get it all back by charging for Room & Board and tuition.
6. When the refugees complete 8 weeks of training, cut off their food supply and supply them with facsimiles of Cuban credentials .
7. On moonless nights, open the gates to Cuba to allow the refuges to disperse and find jobs in burgeoning tourism industry.
8. Reopen the restaurants and bring in another group of refugees.
Note: When the refugee crisis is over, deport illegal immigrants now in the US and turn the base into a resort and amusement park, perhaps called "ObamaLand"
Some Ideas for My Epitaph
- Oops !
- Still don't have a clue
- 'Tis a far, far better something-or--other
- DC al Fine
- Lift-off, we have Lift-off !
- 42, it IS 42 !
- Gone Fishing (with the worms)
- LOL
- Would someone please feed my cats
- Pickle Me Elmo
- Vacancy
- Ungrateful
- My name is Ozymandius ... Oh, wait ...
- God Almighty, I'm free at last
- Still thinking outside the box
- I'm right behind you
- Error 404 -- File not Found
- At least I'm not hungry
- This, too, shall pass
- Do you want to dance?
- I have to pee real bad !
- Life and Death: a dream within a dream ... but which is which?
- Fuck the flowers -- go get a shovel !
Saturday, April 2, 2016
As a Rainy Day Dawns
Suggestions are welcome
As a rainy day dawns,
a weak old man yawns.
His legs and hands ache,
so he knows he's awake.
With groans and with moans
and creaky old bones,
with grunts and with sighs,
the man tries to arise.
His vision is blurred.
He can't hear a word.
With each wheezy breath
he's closer to death.
Accepting his pain,
he smiles at the rain.
When his feet touch the floor
he thanks God once more
for the gift of the dawn
and the strength to go on,.
Saturday, March 26, 2016
TRUST -- the saddest poem I've ever written
when a spring-loaded kitten
jumped down from my desk and sat on my lap.
His name was Shamus,
but we sometimes called him "Wild Thing",
so I was delighted to have earned a little trust.
Today, "Wild Thing" was sitting on my lap for the very last time,
as we waited for the vet to open that dreaded door.
He was serene -- I was sad,
but also delighted that he put all his trust in me.
I remember thinking how his life is truly in my hands,
and how it troubles me to have already made a decision
that he doesn't know about ...
or does he?
Tuesday, March 8, 2016
Something donned on me today ...
as in Don Quixote, Don Juan, or even Don Corleone.
So, how do you explain:
Donald Duck, Donald Trump (Dona nobis pacem)
Don Ho, Don Rickles, Donny Osmond, Donna Summer,
Don and Donna, Donder & Blitzen, Jelly Donuts
and "Don we now our gay apparel" ?
Don't it kinda make you wonder? Don't it, though?
(Sorry for the redundancy.)
I'm no John Donne but day is done
and I'm all done with this dumb* poem.
Done, done, done, DONE!
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* Tomorrow, I may ponder Dumb & Dumber, Dominos
Dom Perignon, Dom DeLuis, FemDom, the Carrier Dome, Domestic Violence and Dominic vobiscum.



















